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		<title>Grossly Unremarkable</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 12:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The radiologist’s report of a recent ultrasound test done on me by a very prestigious California teaching hospital (nothing but the best for those of us who are medical insurance-challenged) read, in part, “the bladder and …” Wait. Instead, let’s &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/grossly-unremarkable/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=85&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Life of Crime &#8211; Part Kaksi</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Te aari ala- ehkäistä That translates from Finnish to mean “you’re under arrest.” Yes, this is it. My Life of Crime, Part Two. When I was in my late forties (about four years ago, give or take), I somehow thought &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/my-life-of-crime-part-kaksi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=69&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to New York</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first adult trip to New York City happened freshman year of college. My two best friends took me with them to a debutant party in Providence, RI. I was exceedingly naive and had no idea what a debutant was, &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/welcome-to-new-york/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=6&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Orange Cloud of Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m at the National Radiological Emergency Preparedness Conference this week, and it reminds me of one particular radiological emergency that I wasn’t prepared for (for which I wasn’t prepared?). The parenthetical comment is there so I don’t end the sentence &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/04/22/the-orange-cloud-of-death/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=56&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I died, once.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First things first – there is no white light. Forget it. It just gets dark and silent.

Second thing – after it was all over, my heart doctor told me that death was one of the possible side effects of the drugs they had me on. Why do you suppose he didn’t tell me that before I died?

Third thing - OK, so I'm alive again. Death, apparently, is reversible. <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/04/08/i-died-once/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=41&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Asthma-induced Hallucinations</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t have asthma, but that doesn’t mean I’ve never taken asthma medication. David, our resident pre-med study machine in college, discovered Asthmador in the Journal of the American Medical Association. Asthmador was an olive-green powder meant to be burned &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/04/05/asthma-induced-hallucinations/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=28&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Life of Crime &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been arrested on three continents. Sort of. Arrest 1 &#8211; Hamilton, NY, June, 1967. The charge was moving a park bench. The story is when and how and why. It was my brother&#8217;s graduation from Hamilton College (located &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/my-life-of-crime-part-1/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=14&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our 20th Anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was probably my second-best idea ever, the best being marrying my wife, Anne, in the first place. For our 20th anniversary, I used every frequent-flyer and hotel reward I had, and we spent a week at a resort in &#8230; <a href="http://bathroombio.wordpress.com/2009/03/28/our-20th-anniversary/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bathroombio.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6313117&amp;post=9&amp;subd=bathroombio&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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